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Time Fcuk walkthrough (NEVER compleate)

Posted by ilikeblamingcrap - September 16th, 2009


ABANDON ALL HOPE OF HELP, YE WHO ENTER HERE. I HAVE BETTER THING TO DO WITH MY TIME THAN THIS FUCKING WALKTHOUGH.
EDIT: lol jk, but really i'm not doing it. K BYE. oh and you may want to read this entire blog again anyways.
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Time Fcuk - 10 Medals, 255 Points

A game that reflects the mind of Edmund McMillen Where you warp between dimensions to solve the puzzles of how to stay alive and make sure you continue to exist.

Haunted: Move Right and jump into the portal

The Rift: Press A and jump to the portal.

Junk Head: Hop over the three sets of spikes then in the white space press A. Go into the portal.

Wait, What?: Jump to where there is the next block but before falling to your death, Shift the dimensions (press A) and repeat till at the portal.

The Push: Push the block all the way to the left and fall with it. the push it into the small pit on the right and stand in the white box then shift dimensions. Jump to the next block and push it to the right. Jump to the third and push it to the left. Jump to the platform with the portal and go in.

Robotron: On either the left or the right, stand on top of one of those blocks and shift. Bring the block that came with you to the top platform you can reach and keep it on the farthest to the left or right of the platform facing the wall in the other dimension. Hop onto the wight space and shift then get the other block and put it on top of the other. Before putting it on top hop onto the other block so you bring them both with to the other dimension. After that set the other block down and hop to the portal.

Salt Pillar: Same as "Wait, What?" with less jumps. Jump and change dimensions til you get the key and go back.

The Blue Room: Shift dimensions then get all of the blocks on the right to the blue dimension. Then stack them up and BE SURE TO SAVE ONE AS A BOTTEM STEP. Got and get the key and go to a wight spot and shift. Go to the portal.

Home Sick: You should get the "Is something wrong?" medal now. Stand on the arrows and walk to the left then right then left again and get that key. Don't hit the second set of arrows if you don't want to. Go back to where it looks like an inactive portal and shift dimensions and you'll get into the portal.

Downs: Fall down to the bottom and don't the spikes. Grab the key and touch the second set of arrows. fall again to the top avoiding the spikes and jump into the portal.

One: Get on top of that block and go to the other dimension. Then push it into the little pit and repeat. Do the same thing again. Then push the block against the wall and jump to the portal. (make sure your in the black one)

Interlude: Jump into that portal and keep the right arrow down. when you land shift dimensions and get that key on the other side. Then shift dimensions again and repeat in the revers direction and the key being replaced with a portal.

Time Kufc: BE FAST ON THIS ONE! Jump to the top of the shadow of the blocks in the other dimension. Shift them and get the key and hurry to get back to where you where without the block falling all the way down and shift dimensions then. Go into the portal.

Handshakes: Go that black plus and stand there until the block falls. Take it with you into the other world and set it on the new black plus and go down the new hole to the wight space and shift. Go to the portal.

The Braid: Go to the bottom block on the ground Shift the worlds when on top of it and when you hear a shattering sound go into the other one. Step away and shift again. Go into the hole to get the key. Jump to the block on you left or right. then jump over to the grey one while shifting. after you land shift again and jump to the portal.

Ambien: Keep going down until you get the key. As the block falls and changes your surroundings stay IN THE MIDDLE to jump back up to the portal.

Ruiner: Stay to the left. Shift worlds then once the gravity shifts worlds again. keep doing this till your at the portal. THIS MIGHT TAKE A FEW TRIES!

Altered X: for this you have to be careful. Jump to those arrows and make sure you keep the right arrow down. then at the far right jump and shift. repeat until you get the key. Then go down to the edge (of the red world) and hit the arrows again and go above the portal then shift.

Carry: Shift ALL of those hovering blocks to the other world. Once you get to the top take ONE of the normal blocks with you. Set it into the shadow of the other world wall and shift with it. If you hear a shattering sound you did it right. shift again and take the block out of that spot then shift again and go to the portal.

Wavering 0x: You GOTTA be quick on this one. Shift and run to the other side and jump and shift again. get the key and repeat till at the other side with the portal.

8 sideways: This will take a while. take the first block with you and put it onto the lower plus on the left. then go into the bottom right portal and keep the right key down. once your in another room take that block int the other portal with you to the NEXT room. then take both blocks and place them on top of the first and then go to the portal.

Toast!: First go to those arrows. Now bring two of those blocks to the far left or right BUT NOT ALL THE WAY and go to the arrows again. Jump to the wight space useing the blocks and shift. once you get the key shift again. Take on of the three blocks to the left and jump to the wight space and shift. Shift after you get the key and go to the portal.

EDITING IN PROGERSS: NO MORE LEVELS TILL THIS POINT FOR EVAR AT LEAST I EXPLAINED THE MEDALS.

MEDALS:

Is Something Wrong?
10 points
Get to level 9
Not too hard. Just be sure to not die much so you can get this quick...

You Are Your Only Companion in Life
10 points
Get to level 22
Same as "Is Something Wrong?" medal.

Everyone Will Leave You
10 points
Get to level 28
Same as the first two.

You've Learned Nothing
5 points
Get a bad end
When you see two yous in one level, restart the level. i. e. THE LAST FUCKING LEVEL OMGYOUWONITALLBUTTOGETYOUMUSTLOSEomg.

The Assent
50 points
Get a good end
Same as above only you SAVE IT.

Memories (No longer available)
10 points
Submit a map to the database
Self explanatory.

Opinionated
10 points
Vote on 3 maps
Vote on 4- I mean THREE maps.

Obsessed
25 points
Vote on 33 maps
Vote on 44- I mean THIRTY-THREE maps.

O)))
100
Vote on 333 maps
Vote on 444- I mean THREE HUNDRED-THIRTY THREE maps. <=THE JOKE WAS THERE BECAUSE THEASE ARE GLICHED A BIT.

Lost in Forever
50 points
Beat an explote campaign
On the menu screen click "Enter the Unknown" and beat everything that's thrown at ya. Can't give a level walkthrough for these levels since they're random and not always the same as the last time you click Explore the Unknown.

I only came back here because I haven't worked on it for a while. Once I saw SOMEONE (brawlermario) spammed it, I decided you are unworthy of this walkthourgh. Since the game is so damn old and so is this walkthrough, this shall go un noticed. If you have any question PM me. If you PM me about this, you will be blocked and replied to. Or not. YOU FIND OUT. k i gotta go cause u no ders oder geamz pepole kar about. I'll go focus on dem.