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Santa Fu - 11 medals, 495 points

Santa Claus is drunk off his jolly ass on eggnog and you play as him to kick the living hell out of everyone.

Enemies:
Large Elf - Just comes up you you and grabs hold. To get him of faster press the arrow keys rapidly.

Nutcracker - Same as above.

Gingerbread Man - Same as above.

Papa Elf - He throws his many Pipes at you. If he has it behind his back, jump when he throws it, when it's above him, duck.

Mama Elf - When she ducks down she'll use her rolling pin as a sword on your legs. When she Puts it above her head she uses it on you head.

Mini elf - Same as the Nutcracker, Gingerbread Man, and Large Elf, OR they can do a front flip to bonk you in the head when your ducked down. There are three different kids so if you want to get the "ELFINATOR" medal you have to kill ten of each.

MEDALS:

Sounds Good:
Listen to all songs.
Click on each of them on the music select.

True Power:
Beat level 1.
Read the level walkthrough below.

Elfinator:
Kill 10 of each elf.
To do this go to level 3 with all of your lives and wait where you are. Defeat all of the elves that come at you and after a while, (maybe dieing maybe once) you'll get it since all types of elves are on this level.

Oh Fudge:
Beat level 2.
Read the level walkthrough below.

Yellow Snow:
Beat level 3.
Read the fucking walkthough.

Nutcracker:
Kill 100 enemies with a punch to the nuts.
On all of the enemies you see, punch them in the nuts (down arrow + S or X).

Paindeer:
Beat level 4.
I'm not gonna say it again.

Santa Fu Disciple:
Beat any of the first four levels without loosing any energy.
Go through ONE level between the first four without getting hurt.

Santa Fu Master:
Beat the final level without losing and energy.
I personally fucking hate this one. Same as above.

Determined:
Beat the game at least once with all three characters.
I SAID I'M NOT FUCKING SAYING IT AGAIN. READ THE FUCKING WALKTHROUGH.

King O' Christmas:
Beat level 5
GAH!!!!

Level one: Walk to the left. While walking you'll encounter Elves at about 4 at a time. What I do is I duck and kick (A or Z) so it gets anyone on the bottom that you can't punch or kick normally, even though there are none like that on this level. When you get to the end you will meat the first boss. He can only hit you if your NOT ducking so, duck and hold A, Z, S, or X. Then go and hit the pink panther and walk to the left.

Level two: You will only encounter a set of elves ONCE if you just keep going to the right. There will be things that fall so BE SURE TO AVOID THEM AND WHAT COMES OUT BECAUSE they will hurt. At the end you will find Boss number two. He's short so you can't hit him unless you duck. So, duck and hold A or Z. He will also throw candy canes at you legs or head and the will come back on the opposite side. So if he throws it at your head, duck. it with come back from behind, so jump. Then when he dies, walk to the right.

Level three: This one is very straight forward. Just walk to the left, kill elves, and get to the boss. This one is a snow man. he can throw his head at yours, so duck. he can hit you with a hammer fist so avoid that. Other wise, KICK FROSTYS FUCKING ASS. Once dead walk to the left.

Level four: This one is easy as hell. It's better than level one. Walk to the right and when the mistletoe comes to you just kick 'em. Once you get to Rudolf Hitler, KICK HIM AND DON'T DUCK. Unless he fires his Lazar from the top. He can also fire it at you legs so jump. AND he can stop on you. Just kick his head and avoid. Once dead walk to the left.

Level five: Walk to the left kill and avoid EVERYTHING. If you get hit just once you'll likely die on the boss. When you get to JESUS, don't duck and KICK LIKE CRAZY. He will likely hit you once. Then once you have murdered Jesus walk to the right. You will then unlock Jesus.

Playing as Jesus will change nothing except the last boss. The last boss will become Santa. Do the same thing on level 5 with Jesus. You will then unlock Raptor Jesus and you will fight Jesus again as the final boss.

So.... Did I miss anything?