Total Medals Earned: 1,992 (From 282 different games.) Total Medal Score: 41,240 Points
Medals Earned: 6/10 (40/225 points)
Medals Earned: 7/9 (185/335 points)
Medals Earned: 18/18 (500/500 points)
Medals Earned: 4/4 (50/50 points)
Medals Earned: 2/4 (60/110 points)
Medals Earned: 4/80 (20/400 points)
Medals Earned: 3/14 (15/370 points)
Medals Earned: 2/6 (10/120 points)
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/275 points)
Medals Earned: 8/10 (115/150 points)
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Guide Valentine to safety!
Guide Burt to safety!
Guide Earl to safety!
Guide Heather to safety!
Guide Melvin to safety!
Guide Mindy to safety!
Round up the troops.
Only save the women.
Rescue EVERYONE!
Find your costume inspiration and escape your room.
Lose all 3 hearts in the battle with Satan.
Watch the entire beginning instructions sequence.
Grab your mom's rear to get the sweet jolly rancher.
How could you treat a beloved pet that way?
Discover the secret your parents have been hiding in the basement all these years.
Kill what dwells in the sewers.
Defeat Guybrush Threepwood in a battle of insults
Assemble all the pieces of your halloween costume.
Get rid of the giant spider to get the 1st bag of CADNY!
Watch the entire ending and all the credits.
Outsmart the redneck to get his moonshine.
Beat the game without dicing up the C.H.U.D.
Send Cerberus back to the firey pits of hell.
Beat the game in under 15 minutes.
Outsmart Satan in a battle of wits!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
You got killed by the Weebl
Talk to everyone at the party
You popped a cap in Weebl's ass
kill an UberKid
Beat the game
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Your fate is sealed.
Racing toward fate.
Your journey is over.
There were no survivors.
Earn your first gold medal on a stage.
Earn your first bronze medal on a stage.
Unlock the secret Newgrounds treasure.
Unlock the last stage of the game.
Get all gold medals and all gold skills.
Win a Battle
Succesfully complete a siege level
Conquer 3 Regions
Defend your castle against an attacking force
Defeat the Demons
Conquer half the Map
Conquer the Entire Map
Conquer the Entire Map with the Demons
Support Pico Day
Evade "A" freezing death
Find the erotic scene in the Character Info Menu
Gigantor survives the battle
"Parry" the attack to save the Alien
Mindchamber survives the battle
