Well after three years I finally have a clean room. After putting it off and putting it off, my grandma snapped and it was cleaned by us. I finally know what color the carpet is! I know this is weird to post but this is a bit big for me! I can DO shit now and I can FIND things in it. Damn... Well that is all, back to homework.

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There'll be peace when you are done.
Lay your weary head to rest...
Don't you cry no more.

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Lifes a BITCH, so fuck her. HARD. :3

Gym Leaders: Done
Elite Four: Near completion
Sprites: Starting
Idea's: Done and written
Programing: None
Animation: Very little (10 sprites)
Overall: Barley even started.
Awesomeness: Revving up.

Stand by for a Pokemon game with medals.

MEDALS.

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It's beautiful..... I can finally play Pokemon Crystal and succeed in saving the game (my pokemon crystal doesn't save. EVER.

Thats is all.

Saw VI: I saw Saw VI yesterday. I have to say it was pretty good. Sadly I missed Saw's IV and V so I missed a lot.

Game Updates: I've posted a few sprites for my Pokemon Newgrounds Version medals game. SOME of them will be in it and I'll send them to my programmer/animator, 14hourlunchbreak, so he can do his programing/animating.

Other shit: I'm going to a haunted house so tomorrow. Wheeeeeeeeee.

More Shit: I have been chosen to be in a flash from one of my old friends, and now have more chances to be popular. OMG LOL I GONA B POP U LAR ON NG, K00L HUH???????

Final Shit: While in the theatre at Saw, I had an idea for a Collab called, "The Saw gone Wrong Collab" that if it happens will end when the Saw franchise does. AKA, NEVER.

Thats all the shit I got. Cock Joke.

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Today, Friday, October 23, 2009 marks the 50th birthday of Weird Al Yankovic! GO WHATCH WEIRD AL STUFF IN HONOR!!!! Don't for get the CAKE! his cake isn't a lie! (the cake is always a lie.) Ok gotta go before the teachers see me on NG on a school computer.

L8terz.

Holy shit. I'm level 15 with a police Sergent B/P rank... I don't even really get to go on here much any more.... wow.....

In other news, I am making a game WITH MEDALS with 14hourlunchbreak!!! Go me. It is called Pokemon Newgrounds Version! Featuring Tom Fulp and the other admins along with a few mods! The mods are the Gym Leaders and the Admins are the Elite Four. Exept Bob... I made him the last and most powerful Gym leader. Any ways thats all.

Remember, MEDALS.

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If you find other levels tell me and I'll put them here.

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Time Fcuk - 10 Medals, 255 Points

A game that reflects the mind of Edmund McMillen Where you warp between dimensions to solve the puzzles of how to stay alive and make sure you continue to exist.

Haunted: Move Right and jump into the portal

The Rift: Press A and jump to the portal.

Junk Head: Hop over the three sets of spikes then in the white space press A. Go into the portal.

Wait, What?: Jump to where there is the next block but before falling to your death, Shift the dimensions (press A) and repeat till at the portal.

The Push: Push the block all the way to the left and fall with it. the push it into the small pit on the right and stand in the white box then shift dimensions. Jump to the next block and push it to the right. Jump to the third and push it to the left. Jump to the platform with the portal and go in.

Robotron: On either the left or the right, stand on top of one of those blocks and shift. Bring the block that came with you to the top platform you can reach and keep it on the farthest to the left or right of the platform facing the wall in the other dimension. Hop onto the wight space and shift then get the other block and put it on top of the other. Before putting it on top hop onto the other block so you bring them both with to the other dimension. After that set the other block down and hop to the portal.

Salt Pillar: Same as "Wait, What?" with less jumps. Jump and change dimensions til you get the key and go back.

The Blue Room: Shift dimensions then get all of the blocks on the right to the blue dimension. Then stack them up and BE SURE TO SAVE ONE AS A BOTTEM STEP. Got and get the key and go to a wight spot and shift. Go to the portal.

Home Sick: You should get the "Is something wrong?" medal now. Stand on the arrows and walk to the left then right then left again and get that key. Don't hit the second set of arrows if you don't want to. Go back to where it looks like an inactive portal and shift dimensions and you'll get into the portal.

Downs: Fall down to the bottom and don't the spikes. Grab the key and touch the second set of arrows. fall again to the top avoiding the spikes and jump into the portal.

One: Get on top of that block and go to the other dimension. Then push it into the little pit and repeat. Do the same thing again. Then push the block against the wall and jump to the portal. (make sure your in the black one)

Interlude: Jump into that portal and keep the right arrow down. when you land shift dimensions and get that key on the other side. Then shift dimensions again and repeat in the revers direction and the key being replaced with a portal.

Time Kufc: BE FAST ON THIS ONE! Jump to the top of the shadow of the blocks in the other dimension. Shift them and get the key and hurry to get back to where you where without the block falling all the way down and shift dimensions then. Go into the portal.

Handshakes: Go that black plus and stand there until the block falls. Take it with you into the other world and set it on the new black plus and go down the new hole to the wight space and shift. Go to the portal.

The Braid: Go to the bottom block on the ground Shift the worlds when on top of it and when you hear a shattering sound go into the other one. Step away and shift again. Go into the hole to get the key. Jump to the block on you left or right. then jump over to the grey one while shifting. after you land shift again and jump to the portal.

Ambien: Keep going down until you get the key. As the block falls and changes your surroundings stay IN THE MIDDLE to jump back up to the portal.

Ruiner: Stay to the left. Shift worlds then once the gravity shifts worlds again. keep doing this till your at the portal. THIS MIGHT TAKE A FEW TRIES!

Altered X: for this you have to be careful. Jump to those arrows and make sure you keep the right arrow down. then at the far right jump and shift. repeat until you get the key. Then go down to the edge (of the red world) and hit the arrows again and go above the portal then shift.

Carry: Shift ALL of those hovering blocks to the other world. Once you get to the top take ONE of the normal blocks with you. Set it into the shadow of the other world wall and shift with it. If you hear a shattering sound you did it right. shift again and take the block out of that spot then shift again and go to the portal.

Wavering 0x: You GOTTA be quick on this one. Shift and run to the other side and jump and shift again. get the key and repeat till at the other side with the portal.

8 sideways: This will take a while. take the first block with you and put it onto the lower plus on the left. then go into the bottom right portal and keep the right key down. once your in another room take that block int the other portal with you to the NEXT room. then take both blocks and place them on top of the first and then go to the portal.

Toast!: First go to those arrows. Now bring two of those blocks to the far left or right BUT NOT ALL THE WAY and go to the arrows again. Jump to the wight space using the blocks and shift. once you get the key shift again. Take on of the three blocks to the left and jump to the wight space and shift. Shift after you get the key and go to the portal.

Time Decay: Make sure you get all of the blocks in the purple dimension. Then get the ones on the platforms in the red ones. BE SURE TO GET THE KEY TOO!!!! Then once those blocks open up, go to the portal.

The Tip: Get all of the blocks into the black dimension. Then go the the turning portal, jump um the pillars, and go through the spikes to the portal.

TELL ME WHAT I'M MISSING IN THE LEVELS!

MEDALS:

Is Something Wrong?
10 points
Get to level 9
Not too hard. Just be sure to not die much so you can get this quick...

You Are Your Only Companion in Life
10 points
Get to level 22
Same as "Is Something Wrong?" medal.

Everyone Will Leave You
10 points
Get to level 28
Same as the first two.

You've Learned Nothing
5 points
Get a bad end
When you see two yous in one level, restart the level.

The Assent
50 points
Get a good end
Same as above only you SAVE IT.

Memories (No longer available)
10 points
Submit a map to the database
Self explanatory.

Opinionated
10 points
Vote on 3 maps
Vote on 4- I mean THREE maps.

Obsessed
25 points
Vote on 33 maps
Vote on 44- I mean THIRTY-THREE maps.

O)))
100
Vote on 333 maps
Vote on 444- I mean THREE HUNDRED-THIRTY THREE maps.

Lost in Forever
50 points
Beat an explote campaign
On the menu screen click "Enter the Unknown" and beat everything that's thrown at ya. Can't give a level walkthrough for these levels since they're random and not always the same as the last time you click Explore the Unknown.

I await the death threats.

In other news, I'll be not making any walkthroughs for medal games for a while. Just no time.

In other, other news, one of my favorite voice actors on NG had to leave... Tell Nick Sumbles The Lord Of The Lol he's awesome as awesome.

More news, I shall be in a few flashes. yay.

Now for teh vids:

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Back to the Cubeture 1 - 500 points, 9 medals

Since there is already a walkthrough for the game I'll just be helping all who read this with the medals.

Ultimate Bully
25 points
Bully the weak.
When you get to the Totem Pole help the Bird, Hitler, Cat, and Baby Turtle thing bully the bear. You'll get the medal, a Satan costume, and part of the indian chiefs name.

Ultimate Pest
25 points
Bully your own boss.
In your Box of Wonders you can see your boss who tells you what your items are. Click him for a while and when he says stop KEEP CLICKING!

Ultimate Savior
25 points
Defend the weak.
When you get to the Totem Pole help the Bear against the rest. You'll win a bear costume, a medal, a new friend and the FULL name of the indian chief.

Ultimate Spitter
25 points
Real cowboys spit a lot.
In the saloon there is a spittoon. In it you'll spit, the medal you'll get, and make everyone uncomfortable in the room.

Nature Boy
50 points
Become one with the dessert.
Talk to a cactus. To do so just click one a lot.

Playboy
50 points
Find the adult pleasure
When you get to the top floor of the saloon you get dead boner + medal since you probably thought you'd see a naked chick, LOL AMIRITE? But really that all you have to do.

Do lose your head
100 points
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Touch Cuboy, you sick pervert. All that for a medal (witch I have too)

Nude Boy
100 points
Walk around (almost) naked.
Give the town drunk in the saloon about 6 or 7 beers. He'll give you a suit. Put it on and I'm sure you'll know witch one it is.

ULTIMATE WINNER
100 points
Compleat the game.
A winar iz u!