I'M FINISHING THIS BITCH TODAY!!!!!!!

Please look at it and tell me how much you want to kill me for making the monstosity.

In other news I WILL BE FINISHING MY TIME FCUK WALKTHROUGH. My scedual is just really Cufked up so it'll take a while. I'll be working on it today so expect more stuff in it. That is all.

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Wow! I love the background! I can't wait to see how my first madness day goes! Although sadly I have school today so I'll miss allot. But there's always later! TOM BETTER GET HIS GAME DONE! Hehe that is all. OH and sorry that my Time Fcuk walkthrough isn't finished! It's gettin' a bit tough to do so since ALLOT of the levels in there change and school and blah blah blah... I'll finish it eventually! A final note I have talked with a certain cock joke loving admin (WHOOO IREALLY narrowed it down with that to... all of them.) and a flash may be made. As long as I quit annoying the sit out of him.

THAT IS ALL.
LATERZ.

ABANDON ALL HOPE OF HELP, YE WHO ENTER HERE. I HAVE BETTER THING TO DO WITH MY TIME THAN THIS FUCKING WALKTHOUGH.
EDIT: lol jk, but really i'm not doing it. K BYE. oh and you may want to read this entire blog again anyways.
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Time Fcuk - 10 Medals, 255 Points

A game that reflects the mind of Edmund McMillen Where you warp between dimensions to solve the puzzles of how to stay alive and make sure you continue to exist.

Haunted: Move Right and jump into the portal

The Rift: Press A and jump to the portal.

Junk Head: Hop over the three sets of spikes then in the white space press A. Go into the portal.

Wait, What?: Jump to where there is the next block but before falling to your death, Shift the dimensions (press A) and repeat till at the portal.

The Push: Push the block all the way to the left and fall with it. the push it into the small pit on the right and stand in the white box then shift dimensions. Jump to the next block and push it to the right. Jump to the third and push it to the left. Jump to the platform with the portal and go in.

Robotron: On either the left or the right, stand on top of one of those blocks and shift. Bring the block that came with you to the top platform you can reach and keep it on the farthest to the left or right of the platform facing the wall in the other dimension. Hop onto the wight space and shift then get the other block and put it on top of the other. Before putting it on top hop onto the other block so you bring them both with to the other dimension. After that set the other block down and hop to the portal.

Salt Pillar: Same as "Wait, What?" with less jumps. Jump and change dimensions til you get the key and go back.

The Blue Room: Shift dimensions then get all of the blocks on the right to the blue dimension. Then stack them up and BE SURE TO SAVE ONE AS A BOTTEM STEP. Got and get the key and go to a wight spot and shift. Go to the portal.

Home Sick: You should get the "Is something wrong?" medal now. Stand on the arrows and walk to the left then right then left again and get that key. Don't hit the second set of arrows if you don't want to. Go back to where it looks like an inactive portal and shift dimensions and you'll get into the portal.

Downs: Fall down to the bottom and don't the spikes. Grab the key and touch the second set of arrows. fall again to the top avoiding the spikes and jump into the portal.

One: Get on top of that block and go to the other dimension. Then push it into the little pit and repeat. Do the same thing again. Then push the block against the wall and jump to the portal. (make sure your in the black one)

Interlude: Jump into that portal and keep the right arrow down. when you land shift dimensions and get that key on the other side. Then shift dimensions again and repeat in the revers direction and the key being replaced with a portal.

Time Kufc: BE FAST ON THIS ONE! Jump to the top of the shadow of the blocks in the other dimension. Shift them and get the key and hurry to get back to where you where without the block falling all the way down and shift dimensions then. Go into the portal.

Handshakes: Go that black plus and stand there until the block falls. Take it with you into the other world and set it on the new black plus and go down the new hole to the wight space and shift. Go to the portal.

The Braid: Go to the bottom block on the ground Shift the worlds when on top of it and when you hear a shattering sound go into the other one. Step away and shift again. Go into the hole to get the key. Jump to the block on you left or right. then jump over to the grey one while shifting. after you land shift again and jump to the portal.

Ambien: Keep going down until you get the key. As the block falls and changes your surroundings stay IN THE MIDDLE to jump back up to the portal.

Ruiner: Stay to the left. Shift worlds then once the gravity shifts worlds again. keep doing this till your at the portal. THIS MIGHT TAKE A FEW TRIES!

Altered X: for this you have to be careful. Jump to those arrows and make sure you keep the right arrow down. then at the far right jump and shift. repeat until you get the key. Then go down to the edge (of the red world) and hit the arrows again and go above the portal then shift.

Carry: Shift ALL of those hovering blocks to the other world. Once you get to the top take ONE of the normal blocks with you. Set it into the shadow of the other world wall and shift with it. If you hear a shattering sound you did it right. shift again and take the block out of that spot then shift again and go to the portal.

Wavering 0x: You GOTTA be quick on this one. Shift and run to the other side and jump and shift again. get the key and repeat till at the other side with the portal.

8 sideways: This will take a while. take the first block with you and put it onto the lower plus on the left. then go into the bottom right portal and keep the right key down. once your in another room take that block int the other portal with you to the NEXT room. then take both blocks and place them on top of the first and then go to the portal.

Toast!: First go to those arrows. Now bring two of those blocks to the far left or right BUT NOT ALL THE WAY and go to the arrows again. Jump to the wight space useing the blocks and shift. once you get the key shift again. Take on of the three blocks to the left and jump to the wight space and shift. Shift after you get the key and go to the portal.

EDITING IN PROGERSS: NO MORE LEVELS TILL THIS POINT FOR EVAR AT LEAST I EXPLAINED THE MEDALS.

MEDALS:

Is Something Wrong?
10 points
Get to level 9
Not too hard. Just be sure to not die much so you can get this quick...

You Are Your Only Companion in Life
10 points
Get to level 22
Same as "Is Something Wrong?" medal.

Everyone Will Leave You
10 points
Get to level 28
Same as the first two.

You've Learned Nothing
5 points
Get a bad end
When you see two yous in one level, restart the level. i. e. THE LAST FUCKING LEVEL OMGYOUWONITALLBUTTOGETYOUMUSTLOSEomg.

The Assent
50 points
Get a good end
Same as above only you SAVE IT.

Memories (No longer available)
10 points
Submit a map to the database
Self explanatory.

Opinionated
10 points
Vote on 3 maps
Vote on 4- I mean THREE maps.

Obsessed
25 points
Vote on 33 maps
Vote on 44- I mean THIRTY-THREE maps.

O)))
100
Vote on 333 maps
Vote on 444- I mean THREE HUNDRED-THIRTY THREE maps. <=THE JOKE WAS THERE BECAUSE THEASE ARE GLICHED A BIT.

Lost in Forever
50 points
Beat an explote campaign
On the menu screen click "Enter the Unknown" and beat everything that's thrown at ya. Can't give a level walkthrough for these levels since they're random and not always the same as the last time you click Explore the Unknown.

I only came back here because I haven't worked on it for a while. Once I saw SOMEONE (brawlermario) spammed it, I decided you are unworthy of this walkthourgh. Since the game is so damn old and so is this walkthrough, this shall go un noticed. If you have any question PM me. If you PM me about this, you will be blocked and replied to. Or not. YOU FIND OUT. k i gotta go cause u no ders oder geamz pepole kar about. I'll go focus on dem.

Well my 17 year old pug who could no longer move and had kidney problems has been put down. i know it's for the best n stuff but i'll miss her. The reson we couldn't do it faster before it got bad was because of money. 35 DOLLERS TO PUT A DOG DOWN, WTF???? any ways something that never fails to cheer me up, besides newgrounds (even the spam) is this song. ALSO check out my Cave of wonders walkthrough if you need help. it's post number 57, right before this one. Laterz.

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Cave of Wonders - 315 points, 10 medals

You play as BoMToons to destroy the evil tyrant Luis. Attack by jumping and spinning or hit A.

On his first form be on the bottom floor and attack normally. After he is no longer glowing with fire, when he spits for the first time spin attack in the air and stay on top of him. When he does his head-but repeat the process. You'll do more damage AND won't be hit if you stay at his feet, attack normally and jump attack just before he makes his third spit/ground pound. Land on the middle platform and continue using ground attacks. DO NOT STOP since he'll be invincible after he headbutts across (unless you're doing a no-hit run). You should be able to kill him before or after his second headbutt.

On the second form just attack on foot and when he glows again RUN. At one point while he's spinning he'll drop lollipops in the form of NG Level 2. Repeat when he's done wit teh spinin' n' stuff.

On his third and final form he's a UFO. he'll drop blocks that don't hurt you and missiles that WILL. Only one (did i mention HEAT SEEKING?!) at a time and once they EXPLOOD he drops another. Hop onto the blocks and spin attack until he's dead or until the missile is near and repeat. You need at least 3 blocks to hit him with the jump attack. Alternatively, you could get 5 blocks stacked and you can ground attack him for 3x the damage. Faster to kill, but harder to get the 5 blocks

After his last form he'll start dropping spikes. Run away from them unless you would like a medal. If not, run away and don't fall in the abysses.

MEDALS

Black Coffin:
10 points
Die before beating Luis
Walk up to Luis and wait.

Rude Awakening:
10 points
Defeat Luis's first form
Look up for tips

Tighty Whitey Power:
10 points
Defeat Luis's second form
Look up for tips

Abyss-mal:
25 points
Find the second alternate ending
After you fight Luis fall down a big hole.

Grape Crush:
25 points
Find the first alternate ending
After you fight Luis stay where you are.

Stack The Deck:
25 points
Defeat Luis's third form
Look up for tips

Flee Power:
50 points
Escape the cave
Don't fall down the holes and don't get hit by spikes. Just keep jumping and running and not dying.

Lou Lou Zoom:
50 points
Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Beat the game in under 200 seconds and that includes ESCAPING THE CAVE. So... no alternate endings for you!

Real Ultimate Power:
100 points
Complete all other achievements
That means ALL OF THE OTHERS.

SECRET MEDAL:
??? points
Super Secret
*SPLAT!* damn bugs...

Well today is to be a great day for me! First of I'm at my newest level! GO BLOODY HAMMERS, WHOOO!!!!! ALSO I'm going to be seeing Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince WITH a girl I like whom like Harry Potter too and she's single! hehe time to make mah move! j/k about some of that. I like her but she kinda just got out of a relationship so.... no rebound. i also know that this post is gonna get ALLOT of shit somehow... as in insults. now lets celebrate with a YouTube video!

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Shane Dawson has left the building.

First of i won't be able to change my pic from that shity LV.59 i made with MS paint.
Second i could be making 2 flash with Zookyman2. As you can see buy his news post one of them is DEFINET. Thats all.

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You guys know how life is, always geting in the way. To day is the first day of school and i won't be able to do much on here. I'm gonna miss coming here first thing in the morning... oh well theres still gonna be the breaks and the year will be over in a snap. Two more things;

1) I finally get to use the "Beaten" emoticon for this...
2) I'm gonna be changing my pic from that f***ed up version of level 59.

Well time to go to school...

Laterz.

I'm done with my anti spam group. Igott if you read this you where right. I did fail. My site has been hacked and i have lost the will to lead. Im going to be a regular member now. i'm just gonna report spam if i see it. i will stay friends with my fellow members. This is the truth. If i do get the will to lead again i will tell my friends. That day will come but not yet. Not directly after to day. Please do not PM me about joining anymore. As i said i will try again someday. I just need to think. Just think for now.